I stopped overpaying
for the exact same products.
”
— Special Agent Price, 1998
After 40 years in intelligence, I now apply the same investigative methodology to consumer pricing. My mission: identify products marked up on third-party import sites* and locate verified, lower-priced alternatives on Amazon. Every report below is independently researched and fully documented.
Intelligence Reports
Each file below represents a fully verified price investigation. Click to read the complete field report.
Nex Playground
In the late 90s, we spent millions developing gesture-control systems to fly drones without a joystick. It was clunky, heavy, and required a dedicated...
Waterpik Aquarius & Cordless Bundle
In the field, we used high-pressure hoses to clean mud off the transport trucks. The principle here is the same, just... smaller. This bundle gives yo...
Lego Majisto Magical Workshop 40601
Back in '93, during the 'Dragon Master' era, this workshop was a key safehouse. Set 6048. We used to hide microfilm in the wizard's scroll. This moder...
Nelko P21 Label Maker
In the old days, if we wanted to label a dossier, we used a typewriter and a roll of scotch tape. It was loud, messy, and left fingerprints. This Nelk...
Furby Cotton Candy
In '98, the NSA banned these little critters from secure facilities. They thought they were recording state secrets. Turns out, they were just babblin...