Intelligence Report: Furby Cotton Candy - Verified Deal
In '98, the NSA banned these little critters from secure facilities. They thought they were recording state secrets. Turns out, they were just babbling in 'Furbish.' This new 'Cotton Candy' variant brings me back to the wiretap days. It's an Amazon Exclusive, meaning you can't just pick it up at a standard drop point. It's louder, brighter, and thankfully, still doesn't connect to the internet—so your secrets are safe.
Field Report
The Discovery
The Foreign Channels (AliExpress) are attempting to offload this unit for $73.90. They're banking on the 'Exclusive' tag to drive up the price. I tracked the supply chain to the source at Amazon, where it's listed for $65.19.
Technical Specifications
| ◈ | Voice Activated (5 Modes) |
| ◈ | 600+ Phrases, Jokes & Songs |
| ◈ | Offline Operation (No WiFi/Bluetooth) |
| ◈ | Power Source: 4x AA Batteries |
Tactical Assessment
Advantages
Liabilities
It blinks, it talks, it dances. If it starts speaking Russian, pull the batteries immediately.
* “Foreign Channels” refers to third-party import marketplaces such as AliExpress, Temu, and eBay, as well as direct manufacturer pricing. All price comparisons reflect data gathered at the date of publication shown above. Prices on all platforms change frequently.
Verdict
Secure the Amazon asset. You save nearly $9, and you get the verified 'Cotton Candy' exclusive variant without the risk of foreign knock-offs or shipping delays. Plus, Amazon's return policy is better than a diplomat's immunity.